What did you get for Christmas, Mr. President?

"Ben, you're going off-key again." "It's not me! You two keep improvising!"

Reptile desserts are a growing culinary fad in Israel.

We have to tell the truth from time to time...

What are your vacation plans, Mr. President?

Another interest group upset about the economic situation.

Diplomacy is dangerous.

It is a pretty silly thing to do.

Nice to meet you too, Mr. President.

They're very rare at that price.

An invitation extended, and declined.

Mr. President, why don't you just let me drive?

Introducing your friends to each other is more complicated when one of them is imaginary.

His pick for the new Supreme Court Justice will be required to uphold this as constitutional.

All you need in life.

Valuable advice to a snake.

The President gets an advance copy of the new version of Clue.

They TiVoed it.

We have no idea what this one means either.

Before studying law, Obama did a double major in nutrition and alchemy.

"Mr. President, what did you do last night?"

Alternative career possibilities for the First Couple.

Worst campaign stop ever.

Outreach to the undead community has its awkward moments.

"In my day, all the kids were into walrus jerky."

"For the last time, Tim, that's NOT in your job description!"

"I knew I should just have taken Air Force One."

It's the (landlocked) capital of Mali.

Neighborly tensions in Hyde Park.

Diplomatic relations with the leporid community were somewhat strained during the Bush years.

And you thought the more prominent Cabinet members were weird...